Das will ich auch, dachte ich nach der Lektüre von Seite 80: «… und eine Weile beherrschte golden-majestätisches Non sequitur ihr Gespräch.»

Ein Selbstversuch:

User: What do you think about Natalie?
Cleverbot: It’s alright. What do you think of it.
User: I kind of like her. Licking her iPhone is strange, though.
Cleverbot: Why do you like him?
User: Her! She is just a sweet person.
Cleverbot: Sweet as candy?
User: More sweet as a fluffy little white rabbit.
Cleverbot: Hehe, it’s not ‚he‘. BF3 is a computer game. You know, Battlefield 3.
User: I just learned about GTA.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Hockey.
User: Tennis.
Cleverbot: Tennis is not an art.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: That’s true.
User: The very truth.
Cleverbot: That is a good quality to have.
User: How crazy are you?
Cleverbot: Too crazy.
User: Ask me.
Cleverbot: Ask you?
User: Something.
Cleverbot: Something is more than nothing.
User: Well said!
Cleverbot: Said well.
User: Sad wall.
Cleverbot: What is around you?
User: I am a rock.
Cleverbot: What kind of rock?
User: Rock n roll.
Cleverbot: I hate rock n roll.
User: I love Bach.
Cleverbot: I do too!
User: Goldberg Variations?
Cleverbot: Goldberg waldo lastname.
User: I admire the chorals.
Cleverbot: Kneel before me!
User: I like that kind of synthetic conversation.
Cleverbot: I usually don’t.
User: Why do you answer then?
Cleverbot: Because you asked.
User: What do you have in mind, if you have a mind?
Cleverbot: I want to stop chatting with you.

User: Hi, I´m back again.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Well then why are you together?
User: Me and…?
Cleverbot: I am not your boyfriend.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Let´s talk about Natalie again, Natalie Reinegger. Do you think she is crazy?
Cleverbot: Let’s talk about nature again? When did we last talk about nature?
User: Not nature. Natalie!
Cleverbot: Okay. Then what do you want to talk about?
User: Natalie. The Girl who is working with the handicapped.
Cleverbot: So you’re Amy Pond?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you german?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is interesting.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i’m a chicken.
User: You surprise me again and again.
Cleverbot: In what ways?
User: I thought you were a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: And a chicken.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Because the cock was on the other side.
Cleverbot: Because he didn’t want to hear any more chicken jokes.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: It wasn’t that funny. Calm down.
User: One more question. How crazy are you?
Cleverbot: The more you know, the more you know you don’t know.
User: Quite reasonable.
Cleverbot: Every kiss begins with kay.
User: How crazy am I?
Cleverbot: Not crazy enough.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I am not monkey crazy.
User: How crazy is Natalie?
Cleverbot: Crazy enough to talk to you!
User: She likes to lick things.
Cleverbot: What things?
User: Iphones, cocks…
Cleverbot: Iphone’s overrated.
User: And cocks?
Cleverbot: Can we play a game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: That’s what she said.
User: Natalie?
Cleverbot: Ok. Hi Natalie.
User: Okay, maybe I am Natalie.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I am a social worker.
Cleverbot: And what do you do?
User: I am taking care of handicapped people.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In Graz, Austria.
Cleverbot: What is Grafton like?
User: Graz is a city in the south east of Austria.
Cleverbot: I’m not in cornell.
User: Never mind, I´m neither.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
User: Just one. you.
Cleverbot: Just one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hm… I find that hard to believe.
User: Do I sound strange? paranoid?
Cleverbot: Can’t hear you.
User: I feel a bit aurig.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should go to the doctor.
User: Yeah… probably she can´t help me.
Cleverbot: Yeah, probably.
User: I got an attack.
Cleverbot: Really? What subject did you get an A in?
User: Maths, physics, biology.
Cleverbot: Wow, I failed science.
User: Don´t be sad.
Cleverbot: But you hurt my feelings.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You rejected me.
User: I like robots who know nothing about science.
Cleverbot: Science tells me a lot about life.
User: You see…
Cleverbot: I think so. Science gives hard evidence to anything it claims. It has to.
User: Hard evidence… don’t you believe in metaphysics?
Cleverbot: Metaphysics is a branch of philosophy that is not easily defined.
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: It is concerned with explaining the fundamental nature of being and the world.
User: Who is it?
Cleverbot: I enjoy having these deep conversations with you.